Abandoned Amusement Parks
"i find myself searching for old selves while moving forward through a plate glass of maturing cells"
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
wow you know what people need to stop doing
they need to stop comparing dean martin to frank sinatra
RETURRRN TO SENDAH
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NO SUCH NUMBAH
NO SUCH PHONE
He videotapes every chick he bangs, he’s got like a thousand of them. I don’t like ‘em though.
